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Jon Logan - the man, the myth, the legend
There has been a lot of speculation lately about the influx of injuries to the men's soccer players. Some may call it bad luck, but I see it in a different light. You see, this year the PBU athletic department hired a new athletic trainer. Naturally, it took her a little while to get into the swing of things and it was awkward for a bit. But who better to make her transition easier than a bunch of rowdy young guys who are just looking for action right? Well, that is exactly what many of the men's soccer players are here at PBU. Broken wrist, or an urge to spend more time in the trainer's room? I think we all know the answer to that. Headache, or a desperate need for a head massage? Scraped up knee, or a lame excuse for the trainer to rub a fine, fine ointment on your silky smooth legs? The answers are obvious.
Although multiple players find themselves getting wrapped or iced in the trainer's room daily, the main culprit in this fiasco seems to be Eric Rice. Here is a list of injuries Eric has "suffered" through this season: Broken wrist, 'tummy ache' (those were his words not mine), malaria, runny nose, pink eye, 'the willies', bruised phalange, and turf toe. When consulted as to how he had gotten injured so many times so quickly, Eric reportedly threatened to beat our reporter with his cast. Well, all we can say Eric is, 'Be careful, or you might actually hurt yourself.'